So you want the green light? Given, Go!

Something you should know.
I am a psychic in training....
I know what you're thinking before you think it or act it.
I'm sick, your healthy.
I rock, you roll.
You run, I hide.
You dodge, I get hit.
I come, you go.
I confess, I address, Si no puedo tenerte...Lord put me to rest.
Dying to talk to your pillow in 7 different languages.
Feigning for the bite of the piranha....
The wrath of the cobra.
Sometimes I can't find the words to tell u.
I'm hood, Your hood.
When ur not here...I sleep in your hood.

The Day of THanx...Big Whoop-dee-fuckin-do!

So.
I was supposed to write this the DAY OF THANKSGIVING!!!!!
but when ur life is so unpredictable...u never no what's to come....
Turkey, Turkey, not the country...but that bird...GWAULLA!

I wanna know how many times S. Beezy did the "Bird Walk" i woulda did it for the hell of it.
But I had a good ass time chillin w/ the fam bam and friends...shit we were gettin it in.

I was drinking....something that I SELDOMLY do.
and I was gone like the Wind...call me O'Hara...I forgot that ladies name.
Anyways I get a random text of someone wanting to perform oral sex on me....
and I didn't want any part of it...but my "friends" Larce and Chi found it funny to set me up...
and let's just say the night was crazy as helllllllllllll.
Things happened that weren't supposed to happen, well I'm not sure as of yet.
But I have a feeling...things are about to explode.
Hopefully, shit doesn't hit the fan...bc if that happens it'll be a mess.

A day in the life of McSwagger (my alter ego)

November....

No puedo recordar los eventos que han pasado!

Okay... the elections....horrible test days...and beautiful breezes!

Ughhh it's a beautiful thing.

I guess I haven't been completely honest w/ you all.

I have a certain desire....besides being famous that I haven't leaked like the Carter 3.

I want to be on the 22nd Real World series.

I recently just e-mailed the producers...and hopefully I'll be setting up an interview.

HA HUH HA!

Things I'm feelin at the moment.....

1.) Bright tights (leggings)

2.)Illy heelys lmao

3.) Amazing Dred heads

4.)Sick kicks (ha choo!)

5.) Unique-tality

6.)The time I spend w/ Loaqie! My Chi-Chi! My Bam Bam Am! Fam Bam! Mar-Quar!
-------even tho i miss my E.
7.) Getrightmusic.com
8.) mah swagggggggggggggg

I guess a twinkle in his eye is just a twinkle in his eye.

On November 4, 2008 I realized a couple of things. I obviously understood that Barack Obama could certainly be on the headline of every newspaper in the world saying, "Barack Obama makes History and is 44th Prez." Later in the night, I found this to come alive. I also realized I hadn't studied for a test I was having the next day....SHIT. I also realized that the so called "Fear Factor" was erased from America. No one was afraid to vote for a black candidate...especially non-minorities (Caucasians). Anywho...Obama won by a landslide...and that was touching to me personally. Martin Luther King was an incredible leader for the Black community, and I can't wait to see what Barack will do.

On another note....there are some people that are quite tight with the outcome of this election. I've come across statuses on FaceBook where friends of mine (non-black) would mention moving to Canada or whatever. Oh well...do so! The only thing I'm worried about is someone attempting to assassintate him....and just racist people period doing ignorant shit. And yes, if someone steps to me incorrectly, the goons will be lurkin'! LOL...just kiddin'. 

Anyways...life is good...like the brand LG

I'm just doin me, and right about now I'm feelin damn good about myself.

money is the bassline to life's soundtrack.

music updates

okay, i'ma introduce y'all to a man from the A, that gets a lot of love from residents here not including me until recently. I'm not a huge fan of Gucci Mane, lol but he's been making a lot of noise lately aside from his "yeahhhhhh" and "aye, aye, okay!" He hooked up w/ dj drama or self-proclaimed barack odrama lmao. And y'all know that nigga always brings the heats on his mixtapes. Anyways, it's a good collab and my fave track on there is "You know what it is" feat. young j-o-c. That track is really hott, the beat is smooth and joc str8 up murked his verse.

next up is also an artist from the A....the self-proclaimed King of the South bka T.I. Sure enough "Paper Trail" is an amazing album and one of his most personal efforts I think. He raps about the penitentiary, his charges, haters...and more. ANd alongside the heat he brought, the freakin features on this album are effin amazing! TIP has Justin Timberlake, Usher, Kanye, Wayne, Ludacris, B.O.B., Rihanna, Swizz Beatz, John Legend, and Jay-Z. What type of fuckin all star lineup? lmao. Needless to say, I can listen to this cd straight through. My favorites are "i'm illy"...."ready for whatever", and "dead and gone" ft. JT. I like all the singles he's came out w/...lol i'm just impressed that's all.

umm... this next dude is probably slept on alot, but i like em. He's from Pittsburgh and goes by the name of Wiz Khalifa---you might know his catchy ass song "Say Yeah"...lol that shit will be stuck in your head forever. But he has a new mixtape out called, "Star Power" and I'm actually listening to it as I'm typing and I could cruise to this ish forreal forreal. Watch out for him!

The final mixtape that I am introducing to you musicheads is Nine Inch Naliens...A mesh of the ATLiens Outkast and the Rock bang Nine Inch Nails. I personally am not that familiar with many Nine Inch Nails songs, but this is a pretty funky mesh. I don't think i'd bump this in my ride, but I'd study to it!

Ever felt alone?

I have.
Or should I say I do all the time.
This doesn't mean that I feel like I need more friends or I wish I had a bf or any of that complete lameness. It just means sometimes I feel like a remainder. U know like that old school math...like elementary math.... when u divide a number by a number and if it doesn't work out evenly u get a remainder. That's what I am. I'm left overs lol. I'm the dinner that u cook the night before and then leave in the pan, or if u care enuff about it you might save some for the next day's snack.
And no, I'm not depressed.
And no I'm not deprived of sex lmao.
I am perfectly fine, but I feel misunderstood that's all.



Baby understand me now If sometimes you see that I'm mad Don't you know no one alive can always be an angel When everything goes wrong, you see some bad But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good O lord please don't let me be misunderstood Misunderstood aint gotta be explained But you don't understand me so let me explain Stood in the heat, the flames, the snow please slow down hurricane The wind blow, my dreads swang He had hair like wool, like wayne dropping ashes in the bible i shake em out and they fall on the rifle scary, hail mary no tale fairy all real very, extraordinary perry mason facing, the barrel if he tattle my God is my judge, no gown no gavel i'm a rebel, down to battle now or never, i would never ??? f**king fantastic, f**k if you agree im brightbut i don't give a f**k if you see me i'm just a soul whose intentions are good O lord please don't let me be misunderstood What's understood aint gotta be explained so for those who understand meet Dwayne for 8 and a half months i gave ms. cit da pain now it's young money baby, keep the change my mama say f**k em and we the same so hello mothaf**ka you got some sheets to change and aint it funny how people change like easter sunday you know church fit then outfit, bright pink and green chest look house lit bright pinky rings but that aint about this what you bout bitch excuse my french emotion in my passion but I wear my heart on my sleeve like it's the new fashion what are you asking, if i don't have the answer it's probably on the web, like i'm a damn tarantula but i know you don't understand, cuz you thought lil wayne is weezy but weezy is dwayne i'm just a soul whose intentions are good O lord please don't let me be misunderstood I was watching t.v. the other day right got this white guy up there talking about black guys talking about how young black guys are targeted targeted by who? america you see one in every 100 americans are locked up one in every 9 black americans are locked up and see what the white guy was trying to stress was that the money we spend on sending a mothaf**ka to jail a young mothaf**ka to jail would be less to send his or her young ass to college see, and another thing the white guy was stressing was that our jails are populated with drug dealers, you know crack/cocaine stuff like that meaning due to the laws we have on crack/cocaine and regular cocaine police are only, i don't want to say only right, but shit only logic by riding around in the hood all day and not in the suburbs because crack cocaine is mostly found in the hood and you know the other thing is mostly found in you know where i'm going but why bring a mothaf**ka to jail if it's not gon stand up in court cuz this drug aint that drug, you know level 3, level 4 drug, shit like that i guess it's all a misunderstanding i sit back and think, you know us young mothaf**kas you know that 1 in 9 we probably only selling the crack cocaine because we in the hood and it's not like in the suburbs, we don't have what you have why? i really don't wanna know the answer i guess we just misunderstood hunh you know we don't have room in the jail now for the real mothaf**kas, the real criminals sex offenders, rapists serial killers don't get scared, don't get scared I know you saw one them sex offenders papers don’t trip he live right on the end of yo block, Mhm yea, that nigga live right down the street from you, sex offender on the level 3 drug, convicted ex-con yea check em out watch you got, you got a daughter, son , what you got.? hahaa yea, you know what that’s the good weed, you know what, I have a f**king daughter you understand me and why the f**k would you bring my neighbor to jail jus because the reason why he live next door to me, ain’t the reason I live next door to him Meaning he didn’t rap his way to my f**king neighborhood he sold crack cocaine to get to my neighborhood you move him out bring him to jail for life and then you move in with a sex offender ahaha, hey give me a paper, ahaha is that a misunderstanding because I didn’t understand it another thing, let me take my glasses off cause I wanna see the reaction on there faces when I say this ha-ha, this is why I don’t respect you and nobody like ya see you’re the type that gets off on getting on other people that’s not good no homo, rather unhuman, I should say I mean giving the fact that humanity were a good humanity rather to me is helping one another no matter your color or race but this guy and people like him, they’d rather speculate before they informate if that’s a word, ha-haahha you know spec before check anyways meaning id much rather you talk to me first and see if you can lend an opinion before you link one just my thought of good humanity Mr. Sharpton, hold on I aint finished with you man na f**k that shit Mhm hold on, um, Mr. sharpton and anyone like you, you don’t know me so if your not going to try to then what you say or think about me are what ever I do is totally Casper the friendly ghost to me and it doesn’t make you a good person to criticize before you improvise doesn’t necessarily make you a bad person either but the characteristics fall heavily into bads way, ahah but since I am human I am good and bad, as well but I try my hardest to stay good threes other things I do and say may be bad or just not to good but I do try, so with that said I don’t fault you, I mean your only human, good or bad but I also don’t respect you and I don’t care if that’s good or bad you see you are no MLK you are no Jesse Jackson, you are nobody, to me, your just another don king, with a perm, hahah just a little more political, and that just means you’re a little unhuman then use humans, and now let me be human and say, f**k Al Sharpton and anyone like him f**k if you understand me I love being misunderstood haha why?, cause I live in the suburbs but I come from the hood Bring the hook in.
-Dwayne Carter, "Dontgetit"- Tha Carter 3

FYI.

I def got the piercing.

Cost me $30 vs. $50.

...but I guess it comes down to the jewelry they have.

BC i ended up w/ a spike lmao.

But hey, I'm still rockin that bitch!

It hurt a bit, but nothing that I wasn't used to I guess.

IDK my lip is type thick lol.