Sunday, November 30, 2008

So you want the green light? Given, Go!

Something you should know.
I am a psychic in training....
I know what you're thinking before you think it or act it.
I'm sick, your healthy.
I rock, you roll.
You run, I hide.
You dodge, I get hit.
I come, you go.
I confess, I address, Si no puedo tenerte...Lord put me to rest.
Dying to talk to your pillow in 7 different languages.
Feigning for the bite of the piranha....
The wrath of the cobra.
Sometimes I can't find the words to tell u.
I'm hood, Your hood.
When ur not here...I sleep in your hood.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The Day of THanx...Big Whoop-dee-fuckin-do!



So.
I was supposed to write this the DAY OF THANKSGIVING!!!!!
but when ur life is so unpredictable...u never no what's to come....
Turkey, Turkey, not the country...but that bird...GWAULLA!

I wanna know how many times S. Beezy did the "Bird Walk" i woulda did it for the hell of it.
But I had a good ass time chillin w/ the fam bam and friends...shit we were gettin it in.

I was drinking....something that I SELDOMLY do.
and I was gone like the Wind...call me O'Hara...I forgot that ladies name.
Anyways I get a random text of someone wanting to perform oral sex on me....
and I didn't want any part of it...but my "friends" Larce and Chi found it funny to set me up...
and let's just say the night was crazy as helllllllllllll.
Things happened that weren't supposed to happen, well I'm not sure as of yet.
But I have a feeling...things are about to explode.
Hopefully, shit doesn't hit the fan...bc if that happens it'll be a mess.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

A day in the life of McSwagger (my alter ego)

November....
No puedo recordar los eventos que han pasado!
Okay... the elections....horrible test days...and beautiful breezes!
Ughhh it's a beautiful thing.
I guess I haven't been completely honest w/ you all.
I have a certain desire....besides being famous that I haven't leaked like the Carter 3.
I want to be on the 22nd Real World series.
I recently just e-mailed the producers...and hopefully I'll be setting up an interview.
HA HUH HA!

Things I'm feelin at the moment.....

1.) Bright tights (leggings)
2.)Illy heelys lmao
3.) Amazing Dred heads
4.)Sick kicks (ha choo!)
5.) Unique-tality
6.)The time I spend w/ Loaqie! My Chi-Chi! My Bam Bam Am! Fam Bam! Mar-Quar!
-------even tho i miss my E.
7.) Getrightmusic.com
8.) mah swagggggggggggggg

Thursday, November 6, 2008

I guess a twinkle in his eye is just a twinkle in his eye.

On November 4, 2008 I realized a couple of things. I obviously understood that Barack Obama could certainly be on the headline of every newspaper in the world saying, "Barack Obama makes History and is 44th Prez." Later in the night, I found this to come alive. I also realized I hadn't studied for a test I was having the next day....SHIT. I also realized that the so called "Fear Factor" was erased from America. No one was afraid to vote for a black candidate...especially non-minorities (Caucasians). Anywho...Obama won by a landslide...and that was touching to me personally. Martin Luther King was an incredible leader for the Black community, and I can't wait to see what Barack will do.
On another note....there are some people that are quite tight with the outcome of this election. I've come across statuses on FaceBook where friends of mine (non-black) would mention moving to Canada or whatever. Oh well...do so! The only thing I'm worried about is someone attempting to assassintate him....and just racist people period doing ignorant shit. And yes, if someone steps to me incorrectly, the goons will be lurkin'! LOL...just kiddin'. 
Anyways...life is good...like the brand LG
I'm just doin me, and right about now I'm feelin damn good about myself.