Green Eggs and Ham

Have u ever wondered what that green eggs and ham combo tasted like...Dr. Seuss was on some other ish forreal lol....I mean green eggs?!?! Did it come from the hulk's anus? Anyways, this just crossed my mind, I mos def didn't intend on writing about my childhood memoirs.

Anywho...I love to laugh....it does a lot for my whole being forreal. Maybe this is why I resort to comedies and such. So what gets me rollin? The effin fighting scene from Pineapple Express... can u say hilario??? Watch for yourself.



Another video that can make any rainy day sunny is watching my homie w/ tourettes (LUDACHRIST style of course!)



Thanx for watching.
Amz

Is there something FxXking Wrong w/ ME?

If I could be a hero....I'd wanna be Wonder Woman!!!!!

why??? BC she's a bad chick....All I know is that I was playing some video game on XBOX, I can't think of the name right now...but I was whoopin BE-HIND! Of course I didn't know what buttons I was pressin, but my combos were sickkkk somehow. However, I'm not sure of all of her powers so let's browse the net for a glance.

Wonder Woman's powers: (dcanimated.wikia.com)

Diana was "blessed by the gods" with amazing speed and strength. She also possessed the power of flight, silver bracelets that can deflect all sorts of projectiles, and an indestructible golden lasso. She wears "armor" created by the Greek god Hephaestus. Initially, the armor was taken by Diana without permission. While going to reseat Hades on his throne in the underworld Diana's mother, Hippolyta, "unlocked" the armor and said that Wonder Woman would understand the full powers of it in time.
Wonder Woman provided additional muscle to the Justice League lineup, besides Superman. In addition, she was adept at providing cover for her allies, utilizing her "bullets and bracelets" routine to deflect artillery fire, lasers, and Green Lantern-style energy beams and constructs.[2] Also of note was her golden lasso, which has proven useful in the seizure of weapons,[3] the restraining of opponents,[4] and even the redirecting of missiles.[5]
Diana's golden lasso also contained the power of discerning the truth.

rollin, rollin, rollin, and i ain't slept in weeks.

New beginnings don't come often to me, so buckle up as i take u on my past adventure. So this weekend I was with my numero uno chico L5 like usual...and accompanied by my boy Freaky Leaky...on Fridizzay we watched Friday. What up Craig...What up Smokey?!?! lmao...CLASSIC the way i like my Vans. Others were there...A.Austin was cakin to Swags Kreation...Mar just popped outta nowhere, and Kandekai quoted the entire movie lol. GOOD TIMeS shaw.

Now onto to the moment of truth...I think I've found a part of me I've always been confused about. I used to ponder about what I mean to the world. And the answer I seemed to always stick with is to make people happy...u know to keep the world runnin' w/ my smile. Yeah i know...that tastes like a spoonful of bullshit...but forreal lol. ANywho...I feel like i have a more meaningful purpose ever since Sat-day. So what actually went down on Sat-day u ask. I went to church...ON A SATURDAY?!?! yes fool, on a saturday. Seventh-Day Adventists attend iglesia on Sat-days aka SABBATH. Anywho...this was my first time attending Berean and my 1st at a 7th Day Adv. I admired the service the entire time and the choir caught my attention---it was just beautiful. The preacher was just awesome. Everything he was sayin related to me, and at that point in time i zoned out. I felt something come over me---the wildest thing I've ever felt. When he was callin ppl down to the altar, my palms began to sweat...my heart wouldn't stop throbbin, i couldn't hear myself think---all i saw was a bunch of ppl around me not knowing what this thing was i was feeling. So without thinkin, I hopped up, grabbed my purse, and walked down the stairs, through a double door, and was on my way to the altar. As soon and I reached the front row I sat down and put my face in my hands in my palms and started crying. I felt like I had been lost until that moment. I joined the church. It took ONE visit...Killa is a Seventh Day Adventist. Thanks for the prayer...you know who you are.

The game's sharper than a mothaf***in razor blade.

all eyez on me.

tupac, tupac, tupac...

shakur, shakur, shakur...

i wish u were still alive...

although ppl still claim u live in some Mtns...i kno it ain't Stone Mtn lol.

anyways you and Biggie mean a lot to the state of Hip-Hop and you don't stop.

Ain't nobody everrrrr have passion and rap w/ such intensity and tell stories at the same time.

Yeah, I love Wayne...and Wayne raps w/ hella emotion...he's developed as an artist I must say.

I know i just finished a blog a sec ago...but I'm listening to "all eyez on me" and i can't help but to imagine what the industry would be like if he was still around.

i'll leave it there.

-killa

"make sure your eyes are on the meal ticket, get ya money mothafucka and we'll kick it."

- Tupac

"all eyez on me"

right stroke, left stroke was the best stroke...death stroke???

aye...

i suppose it's a new year...and a new year brings new cheer...supposedly.

It's the 7th day of January, and i'm in the same spot i left off...

is that really bad? could be... who said being complex was easy.

So what happens when Complexity meets a near friend named Adversity?

Well I can name two of many options...Crap can explode in your face and leave u in a worse position than the one u started in...or secondly it can work in your favor.

but...if this is a love situation, who the eff knows what can occur...but that's another story bc I am trying to avoid any future heartaches/808's unless it's Mr. West cuz then I'll stop being so "Paranoid". But if you put me in paranoia  situations...what the EFF do u expect for one to do?

All i know is you live && you learn...that's my motto....

Live w/ no regrets b/c with each bad mistake comes a good assed outcome. 

So since I could care two left feet about New Years Resolutions...I think you should better yourself when u feel apt to. Bc how many actually live up to it anyways...lol...here go my favorites....

1.) i'm goin to lose weight

translation= i'm not eating mcdonald's for 2 weeks straight

2.) i'm goin to be in a serious relationship

translation= i THINK i want a serious relationship

the list goes on...

the point is...it takes T-I-M-E to accomplish serious goals...you have to be able to assess where you are in life and if that goal is even possible.

Achievable Resolutions

1.) To have a Job

2.) To work on a certain flaw...NOT A HANDFUL...one at a time!

3.) To eat healthier...therefore losing weight won't be a hard reach.

So what will I work on???

THAT BITCH JEALOUSY.

-yes i have decided to name it a bitch...b/c it really effs w/ my noggin. I wanna be strong all the time, but let it come to one dude that i'm seriously feelin and i see hoes jockin...i get intense inside and wanna shoot up the place...BUT WHY?!?!? the answer I don't know. But I feel if you have jealous tendencies... ur "interest" should try their hardest to not allow that to happen. And if that's not the case their not ready for you....So eff what a hater thinks...basically. I'ma be like Rocko and "...do me" b/c at the end of the day, I have myself to look at in the mirror. Live, Laugh, and Love those that do unto you.