Seems like I judged my weekend TOO quick.

Now that i introduced you to Tazalicious....I have to tell u what happened to us on Saturday evening lol. So, we were originally supposed to go For Sisters Only, but due to SLOWWWWWW people we had a change of plans. So after all of that we basically ran errands...U see, I had to get some groceries for my dorm cuz the fridge looked HORRIBLE. Bottom line is KILLA didn't have shit. Well after the groceries @ Wally's World (Wal-Mart) for u idiots, we hit up mi casa to drop them off, followed by a stop @ BJizzLe's house for his camera charger.....

Now to the good stuff...cuz we headed to the A!!!!!!!! My new home!!!!!!

We arrived to Atlanta around 6:30....and this is where our eyes have seen things they've never seen, our ears have heard shit they've never heard before so let me begin this amazing story.



First adventure: We rode the GSU shuttle bus to the Aderhold building which is close to 5 points. We would've been on our happy damn way, but some purses caught Taz's eyes. We stopped at like 5 booths that had "gucci", "fendi", "coach", "chanel", and "LV". But tell me why this lady had the biggest booty...bigger than Tadzy and mines put together....SO some dudes were behind us playin TI.."why u wanna" u kno when he says "wit a ass so fat...." whatever...but they were takin pics of it...niggas i'll tell ya.



Second Adventure: We finally made it to Underground....and as we're walkin in, this man looks at me and T and says,"man, yall got some pretty EYEBALLS". TELL ME WHO THE FUCK says EYEBALLS???? i wanted to slap dat nigga on the spot. LOL...so when we were about to walk into Sports Profile this bum was dancing for money.....and i mean this man was gettin down on some chris brown shit....ok maybe not exactly but....that was some wild shit. He was in a KFC uniform that looked really old, like maybe he got fired when he was 20 and hasn't taken it off since...ion kno? After we looked around Sports Profile, we just walked around UNderground



Third Adventure: When we found the Marta station we had to get the damn breeze ticket. All I had was a freakin 20, u kno the homie Andrew Jackson. So the ticket was 4 bucks......SO WHY DID THE FUCKIN MARTA MACHINE GIVE ME BACK 16 SACAGAWEA COINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So there i was stuffin my fanny pack w/ all these coins....Now we're about to hop on the Northbound train to go to Atlantic Station...And this was too much right here. me and the homie T were just chillin u kno, chattin on the train, cuz there wasn't shit else to do and this weirdo is like smilin at us...cuz he was like close to Taz...but he was jus lookin at me fuckin smilin like he won the lottery or somethin. So i was like "whats up, can i help u?"....and he goes off talkin about my eyes if they're real or somethin, I shoulDa jUst saId no...to avOid conVersAtion w/ him. But noooooooooooo I had to say "YES" on that Floetry tip...So then he goes and asks if they're blue or grey and i say grey...Then he tells me I look like someboDy famOUs...but A yoUnger version...Again...I shoulda just been like "OKKKKKKKKK GOOD"...but NOOOOOOO I said oh, "natalie Cole" b/c alotta ppl tell me that...so after that I just started ignorin his ass...CUs he was jus smilin and he KEPTTTTTTTTT talkin about my eyes!!!!!!!!! He finally got off the train, but as he went off some gross fat man got on. He sat exactly where 'ol dude sat, and said to us, "how yall doin?" But he was harrassin Taz....he was lookin her up and down and was like, "dayummmmmm" and he told her "i love you" lol...WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then he asks us, "yall want some pork rinds"....we were like SHIT NO....this dudes eyes were bloodshot, he had on a cut-off sweatshirt that was dingy as fuck, and his belly was hangin out...just completely GROSS!. Then, to top it off he starts having these allergic reactions lol....he was snifflin n shit...then he sneezed on TADZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear it seemed like we were on "HELL DATE" although it wasn't a date...lol so then Taz got up and sat somewhere else and at that moment these otha chicks were laughin then he starts to talk to them!....omg we only had one more stop to go, so when we got off the train he was like, "yall leavin"...i was like "yeah" lol...so ummm i ran off the train laughin and Taz was still in awe about havin his deadly germs on her arm...FUCK!

Fourth Adventure: When we got off the Marta we had to go up two flights of stairs to get to the Atantic Station free ride thing. So it only seats 25 ppl...so we had to hurry to get our seat. But how about during the whole ride these dudes were talkin about JAIL. I was like damn, aren't u glad to be free, stop reminiscin about that shit. lol....not to mention white ppl were on the bus looked scared as hell lol. So they were discussin Dekalb and Rightstreet...two jails... one of em jus got out in January or somethin. But the fact of the matter is the shit was sooooooo funny, but i didn't wanna laugh cuz i didn't wanna get killed. Taz was sittin in the front and still heard everything...but i was like sittin opposite of one of them...so i definitely heard everything lmao. We learned that Dekalb got some bomb ass apple juice...both jails have good ass cookies lol....and one guy traded 2 cookies for someones whole sandwich made of salami...b/c the salami is supposedly the best lol. And then there's like this jalapeno shit that had them shittin for days....but let's not forget about the soap socks...i bet ur wonderin what that is.....well it's exactly what it sounds like lol....it's a fuckin sock that they put soap in to hit niggas wit. At this point, i wanted to laugh soooo hard...but i kept it in, cuz my life woulda been on the line lol. One of the dudes kept walkin around w/ this black bandana on his mouth...and they were like u kno u can't wear that in ATL Station b/c the white ppl be trippin and blase blah...lol....omg, u shoulda heard them. And I bet the white ppl were completely HORRIFIED lol----oh shit...and they call the big, strong cops...RED DOGS...and they were talkin about how they beat em up nd stuff....and mind you, they spoke about all this shit in 5 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adventure Five: When we got to Atlantic station after our educational session...lol we just walked around....then we ran into some more crazy black ppl, singin and actin like they were in church, but i paid them no mind and i was checkin a text message....SEEMS LIKE I SCREWED UP AGAIN HUH LOL....cuz this dude jumps in my face and said some shit...and i screamed....I'm talkin the type of scream I do when i See a roach...and taz was just laughin the whole time...ne wayz...we decided we wanted to go to Fox Sports Grill to get some daquiri's...So, that was a bet...and it was packed in that joint. Chicks were dressed like they were goin to the club and the niggas were jus chillin havin the time of their life, cuz the girls were on point (no homo), the game, and beer ( what more do they need...dude's perspective lol). So me and T found an 1/2 empty sofa so i asked the man if it was taken and he was like nah....so we sat. So here this weirdo goes talkin bout nothin....he asks us if we're sisters...we say yeah....he said i can tell yall favor each other....then he asks if we have different dad's...i was like no...he was like yes yall do....i said no we don't....then he's like i kno....then i'm like nigga how you gon tell me who our dad's are lol....then he chilled out. then this dude asks which one was older...ok me...and then he asks our ages....we lied....then he was like y'all aren't legal.....i was like legal enough...then he goes on and on about he'd get in trouble for messin w/ me.....and i was like okay, who said i was even interested? lol....negroes these days. so he keeps tryin to engage in conversation w/ me...but i'm givin him small talk cuz he wasn't my type....but he coulda had money...lol oh well. He even made fun of my SACAGAWEA coins...that was a big NO NO...lol That was "SO DISRESPECTFUL" lol....nah it was all fun....and then he didn't even save me and T's seats when we got back. so we were like "bye" and the nigga was lookin so upset lol....

Adventure six: Okay we had enough fun at ATL Station...so we decided to wrap it up, like u should do before sex lol. So we ride the free ride thing back to the marta station....this ride was much better, no details needed...then we get off at 5 points....but instead of walkin down peachtree back to aderhold...we ended up on peachtree sw which took us nowhere lol....we were sooooooooooo freakin LOST....we got hit on...and worse coulda happened if we didn't ge on the right street. And not to mention ppl were in their cars honkin @ us like we were damn PROSTITUTES!!!!...i wouldn't care if u were a prostitute, and if u hit every man that u everrrrrr knew...BUT NOOOOOOO....so that made things worse...In the meantime, there were a lot of bum's sleepin in the street and i'm guessin Taz never saw that...and she was jumpin nd shit lol...she thought they would wake up out of their sleep and attack her lol....but they didn't....GOD was on our side, cuz the GSU POPO was right by us....so i asked him if he could take us to the commons...and he did...HALLELUJAH! cuz we woulda had one hell of a walk...

Adventure seven...The final Adventure: When we got to the dorm...we ran into some of my buddies on campus and we chilled in their room....but we didn't stay long, we just watched GIRLFRIENDS then we bounced but first... we had to get the whip from the parkin lot...this dude asked us if he had to put 5 bucks in. i was like yeah...then when we walked around his car...there was this big round dude that said we walked up on him while he was pissin....and they weren't even in the back!!!!!!! they were in the very front...and then they had he nerve to try to holla...hell no...that was gross too....what if he woulda pissed on us??!!?? i woulda been PISSED FORREAL...lol get it? then we departed back to the henry county where we had to visit the girl w/ the red pigtails...yeah u kno that bitch wendy! lol...so we got our food....saw some random goonz...that we thought were the regular goonz...but they weren't lol...so we headed to taz's casa where we ate our food and fell asleep...

SOME DAY HUH?